The 10 Best 12% Shower Beers You Must Try Before You Die!

PaloA friend of Brewsconsin recently posted on Facebook:

“You know it’s a good hockey group when one of the choices for shower beer is Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron.” – Bob P.

Bob got us to thinking about our favorite 12%+ ABV shower beers. Below you will find our favorites and the ideal shower pairings for each brew. Let’s start with Bob’s beer.

Dogfish Head – Palo Santo Marron – 12%

This roasty exotic brew is aged in Paraguayan Palo Santo wood tanks. In our opinion it is one of the best year-round beers ever created. We like it so much so we’d even suggest trying it outside of the shower sometime.

SUGGESTED SHOWER PAIRING: Post-sporting event with as many of your naked teammates as possible.

Avery Brewing Co. – Rumpkin – 16.9%

What happens when you combine tons of malt, pumpkins, and spice with Westmalle Belgian Ale yeast and then age it in rum barrels? One hell of a shower beer if you ask us. This sure as hell ain’t no Pumpkin Spice Mocha-frappa-latte. We say crank the hot water, grab a couple of fresh towels, and have at this bad boy.

SUGGESTED SHOWER PAIRING: Right after you put the turkey in the oven on Thanksgiving morning…way before the family shows up.

Central Waters Brewing Co. – Brewer’s Reserve Bourbon Barrel Barleywine – 14.3%

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This beer is one of Wisconsin’s finest achievements in our opinion. We put it right up there with inventing the blender and founding Earth Day. Yeah…Wisconsin does some cool shit.

Back to the beer – this Barleywine is aged in bourbon barrels for a full year and won the Gold Medal at the Great American Beer Festival in 2008. Golden shower anyone?

SUGGESTED SHOWER PAIRING: After a week long camping trip before anyone gets a whiff of you.

Evil Twin Brewing – Molotov Cocktail – 13%

This Imperial/Double IPA hides its ABV quite well behind a plethora of piney and citrusy hops. The beer is balanced by a strong malt backbone. Hopefully you have balance climbing out of the shower after one of these bad boys from Evil Twin.

SUGGESTED SHOWER PAIRING: Before bed after striking out on Tinder…again.

Founders Brewing Co. – KBS – 12.2%

This once hard-to-find seasonal beer now seems to be on shelves every day of the year. We at Brewsconsin take showers every day. Coincidence?

This bourbon-barrel Stout is brewed with chocolate and just the right amount of coffee to help keep you awake for the daunting tasks awaiting once you’ve toweled off.

SUGGESTED SHOWER PAIRING: Before going to see your son perform in his High School play. You won’t even notice he didn’t get the lead.

Samuel Adams – Triple Bock – 18%

This delicacy hasn’t been brewed since 1997, so if you can get your hands one, save it for a special shower. Make sure it a relaxing shower where you can really take your time.

This Triple bock is reminiscent of drinking fine Cognac with little pieces of buttery-soft cork floating in the bottle. You really need to be more careful opening these old beers.


DoubleDogFlying Dog – Double Dog – 12%

Double Dog is one of the smoothest 12% beers out there. It pours a beautiful copper-red color and is full-bodied without any overwhelming bitterness. When it comes to shower Double IPA’s, Double Dog is head and shoulders above the rest.

SUGGESTED SHOWER PAIRING: Co-ed baby shower your wife dragged you to. Why do these always take place during Packer’s games? Might need a few Double Dog’s to get through this snoozefest.


3 Sheeps Brewing – Veneration – 13.2%

This Belgian Quad brewed with figs and molasses is aged in rye whiskey barrels. We at Brewsconsin think this sweet little number is the perfect compliment to a nice hot shower. Brewed right here in Wisconsin, this brew is sure to keep you you warm during the long winter. If the first one doesn’t get the job done, just lather rinse repeat.

SUGGESTED SHOWER PAIRING: Right after you finished clearing 10 inches of snow from the driveway and sidewalk – a classic Wisconsin shower.

North Coast Brewing – Old Stock Ale – 12%

This Old Ale is brewed entirely with ingredients from England and gets better with age. Keep aging in mind, as Old Stock Ale changes from year-to-year, and not all vintages of this brew reach 12%. We recommend a 2016 for your next shower.

SUGGESTED SHOWER PAIRING: Early Christmas morning before the kids wake up.

Lakefront Brewery – Beerline Organic Barleywine – 12.5%

The brewery claims Beerline is the first USDA-Certified Organic Barleywine in the United States. Cool story bro. We started drinking this brew in the shower years ago when this robust brew was released. If you can get your hands on this limited release, we highly recommend cracking one in the shower.

SUGGESTED SHOWER PAIRING: After falling in the Milwaukee River post-Lakefront Brewery Tour.


Union Corners Brewery: Madison’s Newest Brewery Opens with Emphasis on Community Involvement

DSC_0338.JPGMadison’s newest brewery will open its doors to the public for the first time at 5 p.m. today. Patrons will not only be welcome to enjoy the new brews at Union Corners Brewery but are encouraged to help create them as well.

“Anyone can come in with a beer idea can come in and fill out a submission,” said Owner Eric Peterson. “We go through and pick one we think has a lot of potential and create the recipe based on that concept.”

After a recipe has been formulated by the brewing team, Union Corners Brewery will schedule a day and time to brew the beer and allow community members to reserve a spot to observe that brewing. Participants can hang out in the classroom next to the brew space and watch the live feed via brewery camera, or they can watch from within the brewery. Head Brewer John Puchalski will explain the process step-by-step and also talk about the recipe and the history of the style.

Those who attend the brewing will have the exclusive ability to order growlers of that beer. The person who suggested the beer idea will have some say in the naming of the brew and will work with Puchalski and staff to find a name that works best.

Puchalski has been brewing for almost a decade. Before starting at Union Corners Brewery, he was the manager at the Brew and Grow hydroponic gardening and homebrew supply shop formerly located at 1525 Williamson St.

“Working at Brew and Grow was a great opportunity. I was working on a pilot system and my beer definitely improved over the time I was there,” said Puchalski. “I really enjoy brewing some of the lesser-known traditional styles. I really like shining light on styles you don’t see a whole lot of. I think if people give some of these beers a chance they might become one of their new favorite styles.”

Union Corners Brewery will open with a limited lineup of three beers brewed in collaboration with friends at Capital Brewery and Rockhound Brewing Co. Below are the initial offerings and how Puchalski describes them:

Kentucky Common: A dark cream ale brewed with corn. Expect a light-bodied, easy-drinking beer with a roasty finish.

Roasted English Porter: The name says it all. Puchalski loves a roasty Porter and brews this one with four kinds of roasted malts and two grades of crystal malt to give this brew a roasty, but not sweet, flavor. A total malt bomb.

Belgian Single: Essentially a sessionable Belgian Pale Ale. The base beer is similar to a Pilsner and is somewhat aggressively hopped. A floral cousin to a Hefeweizen with a Belgian twist but not so much of the banana esters one would expect to taste in a Hefeweizen.

The three initial brews were not yet named as of the writing of this article, but Peterson says they will all have names by opening on Friday. Union Corners Brewery will carry kombucha, ciders, nitro cold brew coffee on draught, and wine. Craft beers from other breweries will occupy some of the 24 available draught lines as the brewing team ramps up beer production in-house. The brewery will also have a full chef-crafted menu and table service available.


From left to right: Head Chef Joe Tharp, Head Brewer John Puchalski, and Owner Eric Peterson

“Our food is outstanding,” said Peterson. “We really went all out and have good chefs. Not just traditional brew pub fare.”

The final menu will be released on Friday when Union Corners Brewery opens and will include Head Chef Joe Tharp and his team’s house-made ice cream. Once some heavy dark beers are brewed, the brewery plans to offer ice cream floats featuring the house-made ice cream to serve in the restaurant and the patio, once that opens up for the season.

The atmosphere in the taproom/restaurant has an industrial look and feel to it, which compliments the brewery’s brand and emphasizes the namesake of the Union Corners neighborhood and hard-working union people.

“We wanted a simple yet impactful logo that incorporates the fact that we are a brewery along with the theme of union corners,” said Peterson of the bold, gear-toothed, single hop cone that adorns the entrance to the building. “We have multiple versions incorporating our logo that pay homage to the different trade crafts. We decided to play on that along with a steampunk look and feel.”

ucbPeterson says that in addition to the cog logo currently used as the brewery’s Facebook profile, they will also be releasing more one-off designs that similarly feature other trades such as electrical and plumbing. Speaking of plumbing, Union Corners may very well have the coolest urinal in town.

For more information visit the Union Corners Brewery Facebook page or their website at



Henry Schwartz realized when he was 19 years old that it was legal for him to buy brewing ingredients, but not legal to buy beer. A few years later he and two friends (Giotto Troia and Andrew Gierczak) started MobCraft and recently released its first commercially available beer: Participation Pale Ale. The malt-forward heavily-hopped pale ale was the result of crowd-sourcing which differentiates MobCraft from the rest of the pack.

Each beer brewed by MobCraft is the result of an online vote where fans can submit votes and even recipes for which beer they would like to see brewed next. But, the video can probably explain it better than I can.

Currently, MobCraft is brewing at the House of Brews off of Stoughton Road in Madison, Wisconsin where they lease space for the tanks they bought from brewmaster Page Buchannan. MobCraft hopes to be able to build their own brewhouse in the near future when they plan to add a subscription option tho their beer distribution.

MobCraft-beerThe subscription would involve a three, six, or 12 month commitment where subscribers would get a four-pack of 22oz bottles of each brew delivered either to a local pick-up location or to their home. The home delivery option would be a bit more expensive as it would involve the beer being (for legal reasons) back to their homes. The beer will cost an estimated $25 per four-pack before shipping charges, but Schwartz says the crowd-sourced beer will be worth it.

“The focus of the company will be to make really cool beers,” said Schwartz. “Not just Ambers and Pale Ales, but indigenous beers with non-traditional brewing ingredients.”

Currently MobCraft’s Participation Pale Ale is Available at Tex Tubb’s Taco Palace, the Majestic, 8 Seasons Grille and the Lakefront Pub in Whitewater. MobCraft only made seven barrels, so I recommend trying this beer while you can, because before long the beer will be replaced by the highest vote getter. The Most Mobbed Double IPA is next on their brewing schedule.

Wisconsin Brewing Company #003 Porter

WBC#003I just so happened to be at the Great Dane in Fitchburg yesterday following an Ultimate Frisbee game and was fortunate enough that is was also the release day for Wisconsin Brewing Company‘s #003 Porter. I hadn’t been able to try any of the previous WBC releases so I bought a pitcher to share with the team.

I Say:

The nose is of dark roasted malt and the ensuing roast flavor is coupled with chocolate overtones and a strong malt backbone with a well-balanced bitterness. The beer had a nicely retained off-white head and a surprisingly full body for a beer that weighs in at a mere 5.2% ABV.  Kirby really nailed this one! This Porter was a refreshing way to replenish some nutrients after having a good sweat on the Ultimate field without being too filling.

They Say:

Kirby is using a blend of caramel, special roast and deep chocolate malt to create a deeply rich tasting Porter. Wisconsin grown Brewer’s Gold Hops add the needed bittering to balance the malt intensity. The resulting beer is bold and assertive, yet is quite sessionable.


The Porter is available at the four Madison-area Great Dane locations and the Vintage Brewing Company while supplies last. The Porter is the third beer in WBC’s test series following the IPA and the Golden Amber Lager. Now that Dark, Hoppy and Light styles have been covered, it is anyone’s guess as to what Kirby will brew next. Perhaps a Scotch Ale or something Belgian?

Who is Wisconsin Brewing Company?

There is a lot of speculation in the craft beer community about Wisconsin Brewing Company (WBC) and what they will be bringing to the increasingly crowded craft beer marketplace.

During my hardhat tour a few weeks ago, Marketing Coordinator Jessica Schulter didn’t give away much information about branding strategies saying, “We don’t want to be pigeon-holed…it is basically whatever Kirby feels like brewing really.”

While longtime Capital Brewery Brewmaster Kirby Nelson is known for his world class Dopplebocks and strong German-style brewing background, Schulter thinks that Nelson will embrace the freedom in his new role and produce some really great beers.

Nelson recently brewed a 10-barrel test batch at the Great Dane nof what will eventually be WBC’s American IPA. While WBC had expectations that the beer would sell out in a few weeks, it in fact shocked them selling out in just a few days. The American IPA along with a Golden Amber Lager released earlier are the first two sneak-peeks the public has gotten an opportunity to try.

Currently, there is a tasting set for their third trial beer which will be released at the Great Dane and the Vintage Brewing Company on Tuesday July 16th, but WBC isn’t saying what style of beer it is yet, but they are certainly building intrigue amongst craft beer seekers which is clearly part of their marketing strategy.

Wisconsin Brewing CompanyI asked Schulter what the risks were in opening a multimillion dollar brewery capable of producing 100,000 barrels of beer annually right out of the gate and she seemed more than confident that WBC will be successful.

“We’ve got guys who have been in the brewing industry since they legally could be,” said Schulter referring to Nelson and former Capital Brewery President Carl Nolen. “Think about it…Wisconsin…Beer…Perfect! How could it go wrong?”

Schulter also says that with the new brewery being a little more automated, Nelson will have more time to be the face of the brewery.

“I wish we could have Kirby give every tour,” said Schulter. “He is so knowledgeable and passionate about beer and the beer business.”

The brewery plans to give tours of their Verona complex which features a Wisconsin-made brewhouse ideally on November 1st (which also happens to be Nelson’s birthday). Until then, the beer-curious can stay tuned for information at

Next Door Brewing Company: An Inside Look At What Will Be Madison’s Newest Nano-Brewery

nextdoorIn the last few years Madison has seen it’s number of breweries rise substantially. Karben 4, One Barrel Brewing Company, and House of Brews are the new kids on the block and Ale Asylum moved to it’s new facility. By the end of 2013, the building that housed the Appliance Service Center on Atwood Avenue will be transformed into the Next Door Brewing Company.

While BJCP Master Judge, experienced professional brewer, and Beerpocalypse Now co-host Keith Symonds is a traditionalist when it comes to judging beer, his brewing philosophy might surprise people.

“I am such a stickler for brewing to style as as judge,” said Symonds, “But as a brewer I am interested in making interesting beers.”

Symonds will have plenty of opportunity to experiment in his new three-barrel brewery which will allow for quick beer turnover and provide a lot of leeway for experimentation. While experimentation and creative brewing may fill a few of Next Door Brewing Company’s tap lines, Symonds plans on having three consistent brands available every day. He says one will be a lighter beer, one will be some form of an American Pale Ale, and one will be something a little higher in alcohol, perhaps around the seven percent range. Symonds didn’t give away too many secrets about his brewing plans, but talked more about the atmosphere he is hoping to create.

“We really want it to be a place where the community can come and talk to one another,” said Symonds. “We wanted it to be in a neighborhood where people could walk in…A place for political discourse.”


Symonds floor plan for Next Door Brewing Company

While 2439 Atwood Avenue is currently an empty building, Symonds hopes to remodel the space and install the brewery to begin brewing and serving to the public by the end of the year.

Former Brewmaster Returns to Capital for Brewing of Second Annual Wisconsin Common Thread Collaboration Brew

DSC_0010Former Capital Brewery Brewmaster Kirby Nelson returned to the Capital brewhouse on Saturday representing Wisconsin Brewing Company for the brewing of the second annual Common Thread beer, which this year is a collaboration between ten Wisconsin breweries.


Nelson didn’t miss a beat as he casually got behind the controls at the brewery, where he was brewmaster for 25 years. His return to Capital for the collaboration efforts shows the immense sense of community and brotherhood craft brewers have with one another and exemplifies what Common Thread is all about.


“It is meant to be a big rally for Madison and Wisconsin brewers,” said Vintage Brewmaster Scott Manning. “We got a crazy notion last year, that a group of ‘competing’ craft brewers could get together, invent a tasty new beer, have a blast brewing it, and release it in celebration of both Madison Craft Beer Week & American Craft Beer Week. The idea was to toast our town and it’s beer culture, to support local agriculture and industry, and to brew as a tribute to our common bond as scientists and artists in the cause of Great Beer.”


While Common Thread’s 2012 inaugural brew was California Common (steam-beer) beer was a collaboration between six local breweries, 2013’s will be a Biere De Garde and feature ten breweries including:

  • Capital Brewery
  • Vintage Brewing Company
  • Great Dane Brewing
  • The Grumpy Troll Brewery
  • Lake Louie Brewing Company
  • House of Brews
  • Karben4 Brewing Company
  • One Barrel Brewing Company
  • Potosi Brewing Company
  • Wisconsin Brewing Company


“We’ve bolstered our ranks and we’re aiming even higher this year- more local pro brewers, bigger batch size, bigger soapbox…same feel-good, local, crafty mission,” said Manning. “Let’s work together to make a beer to make Madison (and Wisconsin) proud. And let’s lead the charge for Wisconsin’s craft brewers to work together, buy and support local, and to elevate our state’s brewing culture beyond its gilded history, into a future of relevance leadership, and prestige.”


While the logistics of the brew are being handled by Capital Brewery, all money made above and beyond the costs of producing the beer will be donated to the Wisconsin Brewer’s Guild. 2012’s Common Thread raised more than $4,000 for the organization, which benefits small brewers across the state.


Each brewery has allocated a certain number of barrels to be sold on their premises, and the rest of the brew will be available through General Beverage for restaurants and bars during Madison Craft Beer Week which takes place May 3rd through May 12th.

Single Hop Beers – Ale Asylum’s Approach to American-Style Beers

Isthmus beer writer Robin Shepard recently wrote an article about the Ale Asylum‘s new Blood Red Ale which is a hoppy red ale served exclusively at the Ale Asylum. While I haven’t been in to the brewery to try it as of yet, I think the fact that the brewery uses Citra hops exclusively is an interesting example of how the Ale Asylum is doing something really unique with their American-style brews.

To sum it up: Remember the triple-hops brewed Miller Lite commercials? Yeah, it is kind of like that (because that is how most styles of beer are brewed) except the Ale Asylum likes to use one hop varietal exclusively for each beer giving beer drinkers an opportunity to understand how that particular hops bitters, flavors and aromatizes beer.

asylumAle Asylum brews exclusively use the following:

Hopalicious – Cascade

Ballistic – Amarillo

Satisfaction Jacksin – Centennial

Blood Red – Citra

Below is Shepard’s article and following that is the response I posted on the Isthmus web page.

Citra might be the most grapefruity of all hops surpassing the Amarillo Ale Asylum uses in the Ballistic IPA. One of my favorite things about Ale Asylum’s hoppy brews is their use of a single hops in each beer to help distinguish that flavor exclusively. A great way to learn about American hops is to sit down with a Hopalicious, a Satisfaction, a Ballistic and put them next to the Blood Red. Four American style hops featured exclusivel in four beers is pretty awesome.

Who and What is Karben 4? An Interview With Brewmaster Ryan Koga

kogaMy family and I decided I finally knew enough to be dangerous, so we decided to be dangerous.” -Karben 4 Brewmaster Ryan Koga

Eight years ago Wisconsin native Ryan Koga moved to Montana to start college. The young man who knew nothing about beer or brewing before he left, has returned home as the face and brewmaster of Madison’s mysterious new brewery Karben 4.

“I started off on the bottling line just trying to make rent money,” said Koga. “I didn’t even know anything about beer at all, especially craft beer. I had my eyes opened to what was true around me. I fell in love with it.”

Eventually, Koga moved up the ladder at Yellowstone Valley Brewing Company in Billings, Montana to become the head brewer. He later helped the ownership open a second location and consulted on another small brewery before returning to Wisconsin to open Karben 4.

“My family and I decided I finally knew enough to be dangerous,” said Koga. “So we decided to be dangerous.”

Why Wisconsin?

“Wisconsin is undoubtedly one of the nation’s strongest beer cultures,” said Koga. “Historically, popularly…whatever else. I wanted to bring what I had become good at and bring it home and try it here.”

Koga says that he is excited to be here at this point in Wisconsin’s craft beer evolution and that Wisconsin’s beer day of taking craft beer to what it can be is just starting.

“That’s why I am pumped,” said Koga. “The enthusiasm is already here. There is already stellar beer being put out. But I think where it is going to end up is a lot further down the road than it is today, and that had a huge influence on me choosing Madison in my home state of Wisconsin. It is where I was raised, it is where my pride is and where my heart is and I wanted to be a part of what was about to happen.”

Koga and his business partners researched markets all over Wisconsin, but says Madison always came to the top of the list. While doing research, Koga called the president of Wisconsin brewers guild and asked if any other breweries were opening in Madison.

“She tipped me off that Ale Asylum was going to expand and this was right before they were going public saying that they were going to expand,” said Koga. “So I just cold-called Otto (Dilba) the next morning and just said hey, I heard you guys are doing your thing so I guess that probably means you are going to upgrade your equipment—so what if you just sold me your equipment?”

Koga worked out a deal for some of the equipment which the Ale Asylum folks left in place as Karben 4 moved into the 3698 Kinsman Blvd. location that housed Ale Asylum since their inception in 2005.


Why Karben 4?

“With a lot of names and brands people want to be able to understand it right away—and Karben 4 is certainly not that,” said Koga. “It is not in an effort to be pretentious or anything else.”

Koga explained that he wanted to have a brand that would be able to stand by itself like Nike or Google. The ownership wanted something that didn’t mean anything before the company existed or are able to understand who they are.

“It was something that would speak to our personalities that would never paint us into a corner that our beer names or styles would have to follow some sort of theme that was put out there,” said Koga. “Karben 4 is a way of implicitly saying ‘geeks’ without having to outright say it…It is meant to make people uncomfortable, it is meant to make us uncomfortable at first, but it is something that allows us to define who we are as we grow and as we fill out. People will help us define Karben 4 and what it is.”

Business Plans

“The goal is to stay in the tap room as long as possible until we understand what our brand is, how people perceive us, and what beers they really want,” said Koga. “Until we understand all of the factors, I don’t think we are prepared for distribution in bars and restaurants in full force.”

Koga says staying in the taproom will allow Karben 4 to develop its brand and use feedback to understand what its niche in the market is.

“Internally we feel that one of the worst things we can do for strategy is to put a bunch of product into a bottle when nobody knows who we are and we haven’t tested our product,” said Koga. “We can’t just put it on a shelf and hope people find us.”

Koga also hopes tho add at least one more fermentation tank to the three 30-barrel fermentors they already have. He says that having to expand the brewery will be a sign that things are going well.

DSC_0036Flagship Beer

Koga said Karben 4 picked their flagship beers as their first five (NightCall Smoked Porter, SamuRyePA, Block Party Amber Ale, Lady Luck Irish Red, Undercover Session Ale) releases. While they may change a little bit, they will always be in Karben 4’s regular lineup. Koga has been surprised which brew is emerging as an early favorite amongst patrons.

“NightCall, the smoked porter has been talked about since we opened,” said Koga. “I’m flabbergasted…One of my specialties is to make a richer beer with a little bit more complex flavor that is smooth and works out together…So to have the Smoked Porter be the on in the spotlight, I’m pleased as I could be. That’s awesome!”

Favorite Wisconsin Beers

“Dan Carey makes some of the best traditional German beer you’ll find and I thoroughly enjoy his works,” said Koga. “I have been drinking them for years now. Every time I came on vacation I was often given special requests to bring back Spotted Cow for folks in Montana. The same thing goes for Capital. They are a Lager factory. They are awesome/stellar at making lagers.”

Koga says that Madison is such an eclectic population that one can find a niche and a following in the market if they are doing something consistent and cohesive. He is confident that Karben 4 can succeed with their “malt-forward beers”, though he says he loves hops and can’t keep is head out of the brewing kettle when he is brewing hoppy beers like the Silk Scorpion Black IPA. He also eludes to having a bit of a passion for Porters.

“I love Tommy’s Porter,” said Koga. I have been pawing on that a lot since I’ve been back…I got stuck in my booth at Beer and Cheese and I heard he Lake Louie Brewmaster Tom Porter) was there and he’s one of the people everyone says you’ve got to meet. I also really dig on Ale Asylum beers. My bachelor party was Sticky McDoogle and Hopalicious the whole time. I am not a huge fan of Belgian style beers…but I will willingly and lovingly order Belgian beers at their (Ale Asylum’s) place…I absolutely love Bedlam.”

What He Loves About Beer

Koga thinks making good beer is more than just producing a quaffable product, and thinks there is an emotional side to it as well.

“I love Bordeaux wine,” said Koga. “When I am having red wine…when there is Bordeaux around, that’s my style…I thought to myself, you’re a brewer, you know, can you create that certain emotional experience you have when you are having a Bordeaux? There is a certain way I always feel when I have it, it just connects with me. If that were a beer, what would it be? What would the experience be?”

Koga says that is his statement with the Lady Luck Irish Red which he hopes people will connect with emotionally.